女儿：爸，我们学校有个小混混欺负我！
　　父亲：你怎么不打他？
　　女儿：打了，没打过。
　　父亲：没用你练的跆拳道吗？
　　女儿：怎么用啊？
　　父亲：笨，用脚踢呗！
　　女儿：不敢踢呀。
　　父亲：你怕踢死他呀！
　　女儿：不是，我怕踢不好被他抓住腿，不敢踢。
　　父亲：你打比赛时不是踢得挺好吗？
　　女儿：那是因为比赛有规定……
　　父亲：什么规定？
　　女儿：抓腿犯规！
　　父亲：哦，原来如此，别去练那玩艺了！

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Love asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who Helped me?"

"It was Time," Knowledge answered.

"Time?" asked Love. "But why did Time help me?"

Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered, "Because only Time is capable of understanding how valuable Love is."

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