真功夫

陶政宏

　　一天，在街上遇到了高中时期的武友张某，好久没见了自然要找个酒店喝上两杯叙叙旧。席间我问他：“你的那位姓姜的师父还健在吗？”张说：“可能早就死了。”我说：“我记得你跟他学过隔山打虎的气砂掌。”张说：“去他妈的吧，那是个江湖骗子！”我说：“你还记得小钱这个武友吗？”张说：“记得。”我说：“我记得你俩曾经闹过矛盾，而那时你正练气砂掌呢，小钱听说你练了隔山打虎的气砂掌非常恐慌。有一天小钱对我说：‘如果有一天我不明不白地死了，一定是那个鬼用气砂掌暗杀了我，陶啊，你可要给我报仇啊！’”这时张某一口酒喷出：“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈……笑死我了！”

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micky0604 · 注册时间: 2008-07-30 帖子: 193

Great！
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When I was a child, I didn't have hair on my head, just some stubs.
I liked to watch my friends play. I would join them now and then, but I preferred watching.
Every day, we would see an old man walking by our playground, carrying an umbrella. He had big ears and a bald head. The moment my friends saw him pass by, they would shout, "Hey, deaf and dumb, what's the time?" They told me that he could neither hear nor speak.